Once upon a time there was a kickass Viking who sailed their ship into glorious battles against all comers. Their expeditions lead their crew across the world, leaving a trail of epic destruction behind. Those who had lost could only murmur “So… awesome…” again and again.

While the name of this Viking has fallen to myth, the simple title their crew gave them has remained:

The Good Captain.

Thinks like a Turian, Fights like a Krogan


The one, The only, Bitchass Green Potato.

23rd May 2012

Post reblogged from Beware of the Leopard with 149,006 notes

erinmar13:

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

And this is why goats make better pets

Source: thordoftherings

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