Once upon a time there was a kickass Viking who sailed their ship into glorious battles against all comers. Their expeditions lead their crew across the world, leaving a trail of epic destruction behind. Those who had lost could only murmur “So… awesome…” again and again.

While the name of this Viking has fallen to myth, the simple title their crew gave them has remained:

The Good Captain.

Thinks like a Turian, Fights like a Krogan


The one, The only, Bitchass Green Potato.

24th April 2012

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dreambelievelovelife: This is one of Australia’s most famous photos It was a photograph taken by a family of tourists. The father captured this photo just before the bear dropped and ripped apart his daughter. The whole family was slaughtered. Their camera was discovered the next morning along with the shredded remains of their clothes. The camera was taken to authorities where the photo was printed and has been used as a warning for tourists since then.

dreambelievelovelife:

This is one of Australia’s most famous photos

It was a photograph taken by a family of tourists.

The father captured this photo just before the bear dropped and ripped apart his daughter. The whole family was slaughtered.

Their camera was discovered the next morning along with the shredded remains of their clothes. The camera was taken to authorities where the photo was printed and has been used as a warning for tourists since then.

Source: dreambelievelovelife

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    Actually, according to snopes, it’s an accurate photo with an inaccurate description. This is the Eucalyptus Eviscerator...
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    Drop bears: the Weeping Angels of Australia.
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