Once upon a time there was a kickass Viking who sailed their ship into glorious battles against all comers. Their expeditions lead their crew across the world, leaving a trail of epic destruction behind. Those who had lost could only murmur “So… awesome…” again and again.

While the name of this Viking has fallen to myth, the simple title their crew gave them has remained:

The Good Captain.

Thinks like a Turian, Fights like a Krogan


The one, The only, Bitchass Green Potato.

22nd May 2013

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robiningravens:

well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains (◕‿◕✿)

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22nd May 2013

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  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

Source: teenage-revolt

22nd May 2013

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“you can beat Virginia ‘till she’s down on the floor, but if you fuck with Tex, you’ll be down on your knees for sure”

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22nd May 2013

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magicunwound:

The Machine Orthodoxy

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22nd May 2013

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lupisdarkmoon:

Bandwagoning hard here. But these are wicked fun. 

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22nd May 2013

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catswithbenefits:

this is not my litterbox

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22nd May 2013

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A pint of #guinness and #metalocalypse is a good mix

A pint of #guinness and #metalocalypse is a good mix

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22nd May 2013

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claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

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22nd May 2013

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dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

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22nd May 2013

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Fresh made extra cheesy #pizza

Fresh made extra cheesy #pizza

Tagged: pizza